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Teen Choice Awards 2014 – red carpet e vincitori

Gli One Direction hanno vinto qualsiasi nomination, Demi Lovato ha cantato con Cher LLoyd, Jennifer Lopez ha fatto un’apparizione (hai 65 anni, cazzo ci fai in uno show per teenager?) e Rita Ora mi ha dato l’ennesimo motivo per schifarla.
Purtroppo non sono più teen da un pezzo, quindi beccatevi i vincitori, il red carpet e la mia critica dei Teen Choice Awards così:

RED CARPET:

Seria, mi piace.
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MILF a ventisei anni.
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Fammi male.
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Solo io penso che sia una cessa?
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Siete fighe ma vi cago solo io.
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Ma ti pare?
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VINCITORI:

Choice Male Artist
Jason Derulo
Pharrell Williams
Pitbull
Austin Mahone
Ed Sheeran – WINNER
Justin Timberlake

Choice Female Artist
Beyoncé
Miley Cyrus
Ariana Grande – WINNER
Lorde
Katy Perry
Taylor Swift

Choice Music Group
5 Seconds of Summer
Fifth Harmony
One Direction – WINNER
R5
Rixton

Choice Electronic Dance Music (EDM) Artist
Martin Garrix
Calvin Harris – WINNER
Kaskade
Skrillex
Zedd

Choice R&B/Hip-Hop Artist
Iggy Azalea – WINNER
Eminem
John Legend
Nicki Minaj
Justin Timberlake

Choice Rock Group
Coldplay
Imagine Dragons – WINNER
One Republic
Paramore
The Black Keys

Choice Male Country Artist
Luke Bryan
Hunter Hayes – WINNER
Jake Owen
Blake Shelton
Keith Urban

Choice Female Country Artist
Jana Kramer
Kacey Musgraves
Miranda Lambert
Taylor Swift – WINNER
Carrie Underwood

Choice Country Group
Florida Georgia Line
Lady Antebellum – WINNER
Parmalee
The Band Perry
Zac Brown Band

Choice Country Song
“Bartender,” Lady Antebellum
“Beachin,’” Jake Owen
“Play It Again,” Luke Bryan
“Somethin’ Bad,” Miranda Lambert with Carrie Underwood
“This is How We Roll,” Florida Georgia Line featuring Luke Bryan – WINNER

Choice Single Female Artist
“Dark Horse,” Katy Perry featuring Juicy J
“Fancy,” Iggy Azalea featuring Charli XCX
“Let It Go,” Idina Menzel
“Problem,” Ariana Grande featuring Iggy Azalea – WINNER
“Team,” Lorde

Choice Single Male Artist
“Happy,” Pharrell Williams
“Mmm Yeah,” Austin Mahone featuring Pitbull
“Sing,” Ed Sheeran – WINNER
“Stay With Me,” Sam Smith
“Talk Dirty,” Jason Derulo featuring 2 Chainz

Choice Single Group
“Bo$$,” Fifth Harmony
“Me and My Broken Heart,” Rixton
“Rude,” Magic!
“She Looks So Perfect,” 5 Seconds of Summer
“Story of My Life,” One Direction – WINNER

Choice R&B/Hip-Hop Song
“All of Me,” John Legend
“Fancy,” Iggy Azalea featuring Charli XCX – WINNER
“Na Na,” Trey Songz
“Pills N Potions,” Nicki Minaj
“Turn Down For What,” DJ Snake & Lil Jon

Choice Rock Song
“Ain’t It Fun,” Paramore
“Love Runs Out,” OneRepublic
“Maps,” Maroon 5
“Pompeii,” Bastille – WINNER
“On Top of the World,” Imagine Dragons

Choice EDM Song
“#Selfie,” The Chainsmokers
“Animals,” Martin Garrix
“Latch,” Disclosure featuring Sam Smith
“Summer,” Calvin Harris
“Wake Me Up,” Avicii – WINNER

Choice Love Song
“All of Me,” John Legend
“Boom Clap,” Charli XCX
“Not a Bad Thing,” Justin Timberlake
“Somebody to You,” The Vamps featuring Demi Lovato
“You & I,” One Direction – WINNER

Choice Break-Up Song
“Amnesia,” 5 Seconds of Summer
“Break Free,” Ariana Grande featuring Zedd
“Miss Movin’ On,” Fifth Harmony
“Really Don’t Care,” Demi Lovato featuring Cher Lloyd
“Story of My Life,” One Direction – WINNER

Choice Music Breakout Artist
Becky G
Austin Mahone – WINNER
Rita Ora
Cody Simpson
Zendaya

Choice Music: Breakout Group
5 Seconds of Summer – WINNER
Fifth Harmony
MKTO
Rixton
The Vamps

Choice Summer Song
“Fancy,” Iggy Azalea featuring Charli XCX
“Really Don’t Care,” Demi Lovato featuring Cher Lloyd – WINNER
“Rude,” Magic!
“Summer,” Calvin Harris
“Wiggle,” Jason Derulo featuring Snoop Dogg

Choice Summer Music Star: Female
Ariana Grande
Iggy Azalea
Becky G
Demi Lovato – WINNER
Nicki Minaj

Choice Summer Music Star: Male
Luke Bryan
Jason Derulo – WINNER
John Legend
Sam Smith
Pharrell Williams

Choice Summer Music Star: Group
5 Seconds of Summer – WINNER
Fifth Harmony
Florida Georgia Line
Magic!
Rixton

Choice Summer Tour
Beyonce and Jay-Z, “On The Run Tour”
Justin Timberlake, “The 20/20 Experience World Tour”
Katy Perry, “The Prismatic World Tour”
Luke Bryan, “That’s My Kind of Night Tour”
One Direction, “Where We Are Tour” – WINNER

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